var d = new Date();
var time = d.getHours();

if (time==1||time==13) 
  {
  document.write("<b>Greeting tip - <i>nobody likes to shake a wet hand</i>.</b>");
  }
if (time==2||time==14) 
  {
  document.write("<b>What makes a fruit cake crazy?</b>");
  }
if (time==3||time==15) 
  {
  document.write("<b>In all shoes there is something on the nose.</b>");
  }
if (time==4||time==16) 
  {
  document.write("<b>Never breath in through your nose when you're eating natto.</b>");
  }
if (time==5||time==17) 
  {
  document.write("<b>Snails make slime. Everybody knows that.</b>");
  }
if (time==6||time==18) 
  {
  document.write("<b>An aching tongue is better than ground back teeth.</b>");
  }
if (time==7||time==19) 
  {
  document.write("<b>Broken is beautiful too.</b>");
  }
if (time==8||time==20) 
  {
  document.write("<b>That sheep is too hairy to eat.</b>");
  }
if (time==9||time==21) 
  {
  document.write("<b>Mice nibble, rats bite.</b>");
  }
if (time==10||time==22) 
  {
  document.write("<b>I can't sleep, I'm too tired.</b>");
  }
if (time==11||time==23) 
  {
  document.write("<b>Electric garlic peeler for sale! Going cheap.</b>");
  }
if (time==12||time==24) 
  {
  document.write("<b>Could you pass the cow, please?</b>");
  }


/*
The hour presents...

Greeting tip - <i>nobody likes to shake a wet hand</i>.
Meeting tip- <i>it's all in remembering a name</i>.
What makes a fruit cake crazy?
What's one more great thing about being bald?
You can play a trick and lie about your hair colour.
In all shoes there is something on the nose.
Never breath in through your nose when you're eating natto.
Snails make slime. Everybody knows that.
An aching tongue is better than ground back teeth.
Electric garlic peeler for sale! Going cheap.
Broken is beautiful too.
Money tree seeds for sale, $1 each.
That sheep is too hairy to eat.
Could you pass the cow, please?
I have two red feet.
Mice nibble, rats bite.
I can't sleep, I'm too tired.
A milo a day gives you a quick sugar rush...
*/